Did anyone tell the Amazon swimmer about the candir??

Candir? is the Amazon
?s most notorious fish, and the only known vertebrate to parasitize humans. Attracted to the smell of urine, Vandellia cirrhosa will follow the urine?s path, swim into the penis, and, with it?s umbrella-like spines, lodge itself inside the urethra. Removal is grim.

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Evangelical Christians attack use of torture by US

The uncoupling of American evangelism from the administration of George Bush gathered pace yesterday when one of the largest national umbrella groups of socially conservative Christians issued a statement critical of US policy towards detainees and repudiating torture as a tactic in the war on terror.

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Wii Blaster coming soon!

With the announcement of Resident Evil 4 and Umbrella Chronicles for the Wii, coupled with the still unreleased Virtual Console titles Duck Hunt and Hogan’s Alley, it’s time to start asking, “Where’s the Wii Zapper?” Gamestop has listed the Wii Blaster for $20 and what we strongly believe to be a placeholder date of May 1.

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Fox News Proposes Office of Censorship

Conceivably, reporting any news that critiques government programs that are in any way related to the gigantic umbrella of ?homeland security? could be censored. Got a tip on rendition torturing of prisoners? That could negatively affect the goodwill of our allies, and by extrapolation, help our enemies. Might need censoring…

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Resident Evil Wii, First Scans & Info

Japanese gaming magazine Game Next has released the first info and screenshots of Resident Evil for the Wii, or Biohazard: Umbrella Crop Chronicle as it is now called. Check out the link to see the scans and read the info: http://www.mozlapunk.net/homepage/index.php?p=1099

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Capcom: Resident Evil on Wii in 2007, More Wii Announcements Soon

Confirmation that Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles is still on track for a release this year, plus a few more 2007 Wii games from Capcom, one of which should be announced in the next few weeks. What could they be?

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RIAA on the ropes in (another) Oklahoma filesharing case

The RIAA is fighting hard to prevent yet another dismissal with prejudice of a filesharing lawsuit. In the end, suing individual citizens in effort to stop worldwide piracy makes as much sense as trying to hold back the Mississippi River with an umbrella.

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New NYC taxis to have TV and tracking

NEW YORK – New York’s next generation of cabs is coming – complete with TV. The new features – designed to help riders pass the time, pay the fare and even find their lost umbrellas – are expected to start hitting the streets within two weeks.

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New footage of Disaster, Mario Party 8, Resident Evil:UC and more.

Wii Play, Forever Blue, Brain Age, Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles, Disaster, Mario Party 8, Zelda, and a lot more.

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Resident Evil Wii: Revealed

The first details of Resident Evil Wii have emerged. The game will hold the title Biohazard: Umbrella Corp Chronicles and will feature the return of Jill as the main character. Details on the gameplay modes and enemies are also enclosed.

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